Saturday, August 17, 2013

And Thus the Countdown Begins...


As soon as I started my countdown I started making a list of things I need to do when I go back to America.  I don’t actually plan on doing all these things but it definitely helps motivate me.  To share a few:
-Eat Mexican food
-Eat Italian food
-Eat Cicero’s Pizza (a Bay Area thing)
-Make an apple pie (yes, I can do that now)
-Eat Cheesecake (can you see a pattern?)
-Eat Coldstones Ice cream

And to humor my readers I decided to make two more lists:

Things I will miss about Lesotho:
Outhouses: Yes, that’s right, I will miss outhouses.  Yes, sometimes they are smelly, and sometimes they have spiders, but they are so hassle free!  There’s something about doing your business and not worrying about the smell, or flushing twice, or it clogging up.  And where in a flushing toilet you can’t dispose certain items, an outhouse doesn’t discriminate.

Blankets: I can never use a blanket with out thinking of Lesotho.  And I will genuinely miss wrapping one around my waist and going about my day.  I suggest you try it for yourself.  The Basotho women say that blankets keep your ovaries warm...or if you are pregnant your baby.

Getting little kids to do all your errands: I’m a lazy person and in Lesotho I can do just that.  If I don’t want to leave my house to buy something from the shop I could send a kid to do it.  If I don’t feel like leaving my chair in the staff room to make tea, I call a student to do it.  If I don’t feel like going to class I could ask a student to write the notes on the board for me (I don’t do this very often).  Yes, I will miss getting someone to do things for me.

Things I will not miss about Lesotho
The question: how long does it take to drive to America?
Where do I start with this one…literacy levels in Lesotho can be quite appalling sometimes.  I have been asked this question many times and this is how the conversation proceeds:

Me: um…well…it took me 16 hours on an airplane to get here.
Mosotho: WOW! But how long would it take if we drive?
Me: That’s not possible since there is an ocean…uh, a lot of water, separating Lesotho from America.  You can’t drive over it, you have to fly.
Mosotho: But how long would it take IF we did drive?
Me: *few moments of frustrated silence* Maybe a few days.  Let’s say 5 days.

Rulers: Basotho are some of the neatest people I have met.  Let me correct that: THE neatest people I have met.  They clean their houses everyday, move every piece of furniture to get every speck of dust, polish their floors, weed their lawns, sweep the dirt outside, to create a clean environment.  And with the limited technology they use (no vacuum cleaners or lawn mowers) it takes a lot of time.  This neatness translates in to the classroom.  The students will only use blue or black pen and if they start writing in blue they refuse to switch colors if their pen runs out.  Drawings are always done in pencil.  After much effort my students will write notes in pencil if their pen is not working but only after asking me.  And they insist on using rulers to make sure every line is perfectly straight.  This can get very annoying, waiting for 40 students to draw straight lines and since not everyone has a ruler waiting for half the class to finish with theirs and pass it to the other half of the class to begin drawing their lines.  I was teaching electronic configuration (how electrons are arranged in an atom) for my Form As and they insisted on using a compass to draw perfect circles for each orbital.  That class took forever.

Papa: I’ve talked about this carbohydrate before and I will not miss eating this everyday.  But on that note…

Maize: I’m a bit tired of this plant, growing everywhere, eaten by everyone.  And I thought the US was being taken over by corn.

Pumping water: As great as my arms are starting to look it’s a pain to have to plan ahead with your water.  I can’t just decide to take a bath because I need to make sure I have enough water in my bucket, and I need to wait half an hour for the water to heat up.  I am very much looking forward to opening a faucet and for water to just come out.

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